Review of Pirates

Pirates (2005 Video)
7/10
Pirates also prefer blonds?
23 August 2009
Warning: Spoilers
I really like this movie. Its also very good for girls (I'm a girl!). The hardcore sex is never offensive to women.

I just don't understand so well why they choose so many blonds for the movie... what is blond to do with pirates? I thought at first: maybe is because guys prefer watch blonds, but I see all the rest of the guys here complaining also that there are too many in the movie.

I like to watch blonds (the wife was very sexy in all her scenes)... but I also wanna see different looking girls. Is like with the guys, there are blond guys and brunet guys, etc. If they all had bleached blond hair, it would also look really bad.

I also don't understand what is the interesting feature about Jesse Jane. She totally doesn't turn me on... You can see she is too energetic in the scenes... never sexy! What is wrong with her? Every time I see a girl-girl sex scene with this woman she is beating the other girl. She makes stupid faces in her sex scenes that are so artificial... she is so bad!!! And her boobs are so weird... she has the worst boob job ever! Looks totally freak... And of course, the worst acting in the movie. I totally understand that some guys think she is pretty, but what about sexy? It doesn't count anymore? So what I suggest for next movies is:

  • NO JESSE JANE PLEASE! (or at least send her to an acting school and ask her to have some sexiness classes with Dita Von Teese)


  • Less blonds, please! (and put all girls to acting school... acting helps even for the sex scenes)


  • Some guys are complaining about the amount of silicone boobs, but I think they look OK. Maybe one girl with small breast just to make a change would help too... but mostly big boobs... I think is a majority favorite.


That's it I think... :D
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