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Overview

User Rating:
7.5/10   1,588 votes
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Director:
Writers:
Joone (screen story)
Max Massimo (screenplay)
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Release Date:
26 September 2005 (USA) more
Plot:
Swash and unbuckle. In 1763, the Caribbean is awash in pirates. The worst is Stagnetti, backed by his bloodthirsty first mate... more | add synopsis
Awards:
13 wins & 10 nominations more
User Comments:
Erotic pirate film plays well even when you remove the sex more (27 total)

Cast

  (Cast overview, first billed only)
Jesse Jane ... Jules
Carmen Luvana ... Isabella
Janine Lindemulder ... Serena (as Janine)
Devon ... Madelyn
Teagan ... Christina (as Teagan Presley)
Evan Stone ... Capt. Edward Reynolds
Tommy Gunn ... Capt. Victor Stagnetti

Kris Slater ... Manuel Valenzuela
Austyn Moore ... Angelina
Jenaveve Jolie ... Pirate Dancer
Steven St. Croix ... Marco
Nhan ... Wu Chow
Frank Bukkwyd ... Oxford
Brian Surewood ... Gino
Harry Bali ... Priest
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Additional Details

Also Known As:
Pirates XXX (USA) (promotional title)
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MPAA:
Rated R for strong sexual content, nudity and language.
Runtime:
129 min | Japan:72 min | USA:80 min (R Rated)
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1.78 : 1 more
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Certification:
UK:18R | USA:R (edited version) | UK:18 (edited version) | USA:X (original rating) (original version) | Australia:R (edited version) | Australia:X | Hong Kong:III | Japan:R-18 (censored)
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The movie contains over 300 effects shots. more
Quotes:
Capt. Edward Reynolds: Dead skeletons tell no tales. more
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Spoofs "Star Trek" (1966) more

FAQ

Who is on the cover from left to right on the uncut version, and who is on the cover from left to right on the edited version?
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11 out of 12 people found the following comment useful.
Erotic pirate film plays well even when you remove the sex, 3 September 2006
7/10
Author: dbborroughs from Glen Cove, New York

Its a pirate porn movie thats actually plays as a decent little movie.

Sue me I liked this film. I'm not sure I liked it because its better than most adult films or because its a good movie in its own right. Certainly the fact the film can have 40 minutes of sex removed and have it survive says a great deal(The full version runs over two hours). Better than many soft-core trash films that play late night on cable this is actually a movie I'd want to see again.

The plot has something to do with a pirate captain wanting to get a magical Incan scepter that will give him great power to this end he kidnaps a recently married man who holds the key to the hereabouts of the scepter and throws the wife overboard. He is pursued by some pirate hunters who pick up the wife and remain close on the heels of the villains.

What can I say the acting is wildly uneven, but the cast is still game. The effects are uneven, but serviceable (and provide a great homage/spoof with a marvelous riff on the skeleton scene in Jason and the Argonauts). The script is actually reasonably good and properly silly (though with some of the cast anything beyond silly might have been a stretch). I'm guessing in mainstream hands this might have been a successful pirate action film.

My only real complaint is that all of the main women look about the same, large breasted blonds of similar stature and builds. They all pretty much blend together. Its an odd thing to do when the film tries very hard to be something other than a stereotypical adult film.

If you're tired of the typical late night fare you find on many pay cable stations give this film a try. You will laugh with and at the movie, especially if you keep in mind the fact that its source is an adult film.

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