2/10
Where to start with this one...
3 December 2008
Warning: Spoilers
Wow. This movie is truly amazing. I really don't know where to begin. First off, let me say that I would have never had watched this movie if it had not been on the SciFi channel.

OK so all of a sudden this big shark comes out of now where and starts eating helicopters, rafts, and the occasional jet ski. You know how in Jaws the scary music would come on when the shark was coming? Well in Shark Attack 3: Megaladon, you would know when the shark was coming because it would make these crazy animal noises. It sounded like something out of the jungle. The shark roars and grunts got a little old after a while.

Unfortunately there was pretty much no eating- no awesome shark carnage. The shark would just swallow everything whole... Who knew sharks had a sweet tooth for jet skis and giant rafts. Also, the CGI is terrible- watching it almost made me want to cry.

All the clips of the shark seemed to be stolen from the archives of the Discovery Channel. A man is seen jumping from a boat, only to jump straight into the gaping jaws of a Great White. Also, a man riding a jet ski looks behind him for a quick second, and out of no-where, when he turns around, there is another Great White from the Discovery Chanel waiting with its mouth wide open. Screaming all the way, he drives right down the sharks throat... This movie is truly a masterpiece...

The only reason I gave this poor excuse of a film 2 stars is because of its pure hilarity. You can just laugh at how terrible it is. If you are a fan of B movies and you flip on the SciFi channel and Shark Attack 3: Megalodon happens to be on, you may want to give it a watch. On second thought, watching this movie may cause loss of brain cells and premature death, so I would just avoid this movie all together.
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