Every once in a while you see a trailer for a movie that just blows you away. Then you see it on DVD and buy it without any other knowledge, and the film changes your life. "The King" is not one of those movies. The trailer looks incredible enough to drop $19.99 on it before ever seeing it, but this is not the movie you think it is. It is a slow paced, perverted (and not in Kevin Smith's "blowjobs are funny" kind of way), and downright disturbing film. I wasted some twenty dollars and tax, and about an hour and a half of my life, and the life of my girlfriend for this film. Let me be the first to tell you that it wasn't worth the time or the money. If you feel the urge to watch it anyways, rent, borrow or steal, because even Gigli would be a better investment of time and hard earned money. -adam