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Swimming Pool (2003)
Unwatchable
I guess this movie may be about something. I can't tell what. After fast forwarding thru the most unbearable parts I get there is an old stuck in mud writer and a hot young slightly wild kid in the same house. That appears to be it. Terrible movie
Kimmy vs the Reverend (2020)
Stupid no saving grace
The whole interactive part is a bust. If I wanted to make movies I'd have gone to film school. They try to be so cute they just come off as extras from a really bad Disney movie. I really don't have the energy nor language skills to describe how awful this move is. Stay away
Tales from the Loop (2020)
Terrible boring wierd
Nothing happens. You get like one scene of something weird and then 45 minutes watching people walk, shower, eat....... I don't see any entertaining features
The Wicker Man (1973)
Sucks
No idea what film the critics watched. Perhaps it did not age well. This is slow, silly and just not entertaining
Mr. Right (2015)
Rubish
One of the worst movies in a year or so. This is trying really hard to get all cute about a murderer and a ditz. Stupid give it a pass
Horse Girl (2020)
Boring psyco
Lots of dead air in the movie. Just long tiresome seens that added nothing. OK I get it mental problems. Think bad version of Three faces of eve.
Ragnarok (2020)
Youngsters like it?
Trying to figure out the way higher than real ratings. This sucks. Wooden conversations about environmental stuff that they have not established. This is just awful
Wish Man (2019)
Really stupid
Generic plot. Slow moving. Nothing good here. Crusty old cop gets all mysty eyes over sick kid.
The App (2019)
Pure crap
Whatever you read this is just a really boring flick with long sequences of people walking, making phone calls and having wooden conversations. Even the dubbing was uneven. Just awful
Jezebel (2019)
Not good
This is just soft core porn posing as some kind of social commentary. Nothing here
The Feed (2019)
So much dead air
I know the streaming services are struggling for content. They reuse old scripts and make up some stuff based on the latest culture. This is new made up, boring, slow, senseless conversations, nothing but a fear of technology.
Young Adult (2011)
Just no
Whining spoiled pretty girl whines. Seriously this is not a movie it's an upscale country song
Wir sind die Welle (2019)
Nothing special and real slow
Also basically a European teen show. The pulled off the English dubbing quite well. It does not resonate with me. Could be the age and/or the culture not sure. Found it preaching, unrealistic, boring. Good idea though the execution sucked
Daybreak (2019)
About 50% watchable
Seriously I skipped about 1/2 of this. The beauty of streaming. I had high hopes, wierd tale, interesting twists .
Homecoming (2018)
No!
No story, no plot no action. Just like Lost, a bunch of "OMG SOMETHING MIGHT HAPPEN" and it never does.
Hereditary (2018)
Barely watchable
Generally poorly acted and just really dull. In the first hour there is a death not much else. In the last 20 minutes it's interesting but at no point is this frightening. Liked the ending
The Spy (2019)
Almost watchable
This is really boring. If you're really in to the whole spy drama stuff you might like it. I didn't
The Handmaid's Tale (2017)
Just awful
If it were more boring and predictable Id now be dead. Give it a wide pass
Wu Assassins (2019)
Don't know what the rest of you saw
This is just a really boring version of an old Marshall arts movie. The effects are good, there is no acting requirement and of the story is as mentioned above. Give this a pass
Luchshe, chem lyudi (2018)
Just dull and stupid
The concept was good and I think that hooked people in. However It just bogs down in silly people politics. Nothing happens after EP1
Super Dark Times (2017)
Just to slow
Interesting story but the execution is like watching grass grow.
Revolutionary Road (2008)
Fair topic but too dated
If we were living in about 1950 this would have much more impact. While I thought the actors did well with what they had there was just not enough meat in this burger. Too much dead air as well.
I, Daniel Blake (2016)
Almost watchable
First I tuned on CC as I had a hard time understanding the accent. It seems like there is some potential here but I just ran out of patience
Always (1989)
Just silly romcom
Typical stupid romcom. Great cast but there is just no story here. If your an "oh that's so sad/romantic" freak you might enjoy it. It just made me mad.
The Exception (2016)
Prepare for boredom
No idea the reviewers watched but this was just awful. Slow, senless conversations wrapped around something that only barely resembles a plot.