brucekirkland-29879 Reviews

Swimming Pool (2003)

Unwatchable

[1/10 · 2 August 2020]

I guess this movie may be about something. I can't tell what. After fast forwarding thru the most unbearable parts I get there is an old stuck in mud writer and a hot young slightly wild kid in the same house. That appears to be it. Terrible movie

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: Kimmy vs the Reverend (2020 TV Movie)

Stupid no saving grace

[1/10 · 17 May 2020]

The whole interactive part is a bust. If I wanted to make movies I'd have gone to film school. They try to be so cute they just come off as extras from a really bad Disney movie. I really don't have the energy nor language skills to describe how awful this move is. Stay away

Tales from the Loop (2020)

Terrible boring wierd

[1/10 · 12 April 2020]

Nothing happens. You get like one scene of something weird and then 45 minutes watching people walk, shower, eat....... I don't see any entertaining features

The Wicker Man (1973)

Sucks

[1/10 · 18 March 2020]

No idea what film the critics watched. Perhaps it did not age well. This is slow, silly and just not entertaining

Mr. Right (I) (2015)

Rubish

[1/10 · 1 March 2020]

One of the worst movies in a year or so. This is trying really hard to get all cute about a murderer and a ditz. Stupid give it a pass

Horse Girl (I) (2020)

Boring psyco

[1/10 · 26 February 2020]

Lots of dead air in the movie. Just long tiresome seens that added nothing. OK I get it mental problems. Think bad version of Three faces of eve.

Ragnarok (2020–2023)

Youngsters like it?

[1/10 · 4 February 2020]

Trying to figure out the way higher than real ratings. This sucks. Wooden conversations about environmental stuff that they have not established. This is just awful

Wish Man (2019)

Really stupid

[3/10 · 3 February 2020]

Generic plot. Slow moving. Nothing good here. Crusty old cop gets all mysty eyes over sick kid.

The App (2019)

Pure crap

[1/10 · 23 January 2020]

Whatever you read this is just a really boring flick with long sequences of people walking, making phone calls and having wooden conversations. Even the dubbing was uneven. Just awful

Jezebel (2019)

Not good

[1/10 · 23 January 2020]

This is just soft core porn posing as some kind of social commentary. Nothing here

The Feed (2019)

So much dead air

[3/10 · 13 January 2020]

I know the streaming services are struggling for content. They reuse old scripts and make up some stuff based on the latest culture. This is new made up, boring, slow, senseless conversations, nothing but a fear of technology.

Young Adult (2011)

Just no

[2/10 · 1 December 2019]

Whining spoiled pretty girl whines. Seriously this is not a movie it's an upscale country song

We Are the Wave (2019– )

Nothing special and real slow

[3/10 · 30 November 2019]

Also basically a European teen show. The pulled off the English dubbing quite well. It does not resonate with me. Could be the age and/or the culture not sure. Found it preaching, unrealistic, boring. Good idea though the execution sucked

Daybreak (I) (2019)

About 50% watchable

[5/10 · 20 November 2019]

Seriously I skipped about 1/2 of this. The beauty of streaming. I had high hopes, wierd tale, interesting twists .

Homecoming (2018–2020)

No!

[1/10 · 30 October 2019]

No story, no plot no action. Just like Lost, a bunch of "OMG SOMETHING MIGHT HAPPEN" and it never does.

Hereditary (2018)

Barely watchable

[5/10 · 23 October 2019]

Generally poorly acted and just really dull. In the first hour there is a death not much else. In the last 20 minutes it's interesting but at no point is this frightening. Liked the ending

The Spy (2019)

Almost watchable

[4/10 · 11 October 2019]

This is really boring. If you're really in to the whole spy drama stuff you might like it. I didn't

The Handmaid's Tale (2017–2025)

Just awful

[2/10 · 18 September 2019]

If it were more boring and predictable Id now be dead. Give it a wide pass

Wu Assassins (2019)

Don't know what the rest of you saw

[3/10 · 17 September 2019]

This is just a really boring version of an old Marshall arts movie. The effects are good, there is no acting requirement and of the story is as mentioned above. Give this a pass

Better Than Us (2018–2019)

Just dull and stupid

[3/10 · 11 September 2019]

The concept was good and I think that hooked people in. However It just bogs down in silly people politics. Nothing happens after EP1

Super Dark Times (2017)

Just to slow

[3/10 · 25 August 2019]

Interesting story but the execution is like watching grass grow.

Revolutionary Road (2008)

Fair topic but too dated

[4/10 · 16 August 2019]

If we were living in about 1950 this would have much more impact. While I thought the actors did well with what they had there was just not enough meat in this burger. Too much dead air as well.

I, Daniel Blake (2016)

Almost watchable

[4/10 · 31 July 2019]

First I tuned on CC as I had a hard time understanding the accent. It seems like there is some potential here but I just ran out of patience

Always (1989)

Just silly romcom

[1/10 · 31 July 2019]

Typical stupid romcom. Great cast but there is just no story here. If your an "oh that's so sad/romantic" freak you might enjoy it. It just made me mad.

The Exception (2016)

Prepare for boredom

[1/10 · 27 July 2019]

No idea the reviewers watched but this was just awful. Slow, senless conversations wrapped around something that only barely resembles a plot.