Teen Star Academy definitely is a movie that someone made, and it has music in it that is definitely music.
Oh, who am I kidding? This is an absolute classic, neck and neck with Manos: The Hands of Fate in its sheer presumptuous incompetence.
There is nothing this movie will not try (and fail) at doing, no film convention it will not blithely destroy.
There's a weird, mesmerizing poetry in the unrealistic dialogue and stilted interactions, as if you're watching something that isn't failing to be realistic in human terms but is instead absolutely succeeding for the Martian audience it's meant for.
Endless showcases of vaguely talented to blatantly untalented children, nonsensical subplots, and a flatulent dog. This is as enjoyable as The Room or a Neil Breen film. It's submlinr absurdity, so totally and completely a failure that it becomes high art. I definitely do recommend it. Highly.
Oh, who am I kidding? This is an absolute classic, neck and neck with Manos: The Hands of Fate in its sheer presumptuous incompetence.
There is nothing this movie will not try (and fail) at doing, no film convention it will not blithely destroy.
There's a weird, mesmerizing poetry in the unrealistic dialogue and stilted interactions, as if you're watching something that isn't failing to be realistic in human terms but is instead absolutely succeeding for the Martian audience it's meant for.
Endless showcases of vaguely talented to blatantly untalented children, nonsensical subplots, and a flatulent dog. This is as enjoyable as The Room or a Neil Breen film. It's submlinr absurdity, so totally and completely a failure that it becomes high art. I definitely do recommend it. Highly.
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