shagratt Reviews

Sausage Party (2016)

Bad, Bad, and Not funny in any way!

[1/10 · 25 October 2016]

This is a really bad movie you should avoid. The animation is good, which got me interested in the movie in the first place but the jokes and gags are really flat and non creative in any way. Im not sure how much weed they smoked to write the script but seems more than a human is capable to handle. I expected the typical Seth Rogen style which from time to time make you laugh with some gag, but this movie just another level of stupidity.

NOT SUITABLE FOR KIDS!!!!! ... and not suitable for smart people either.

AVOID AVOID AVOID!

Im surprised by the high score on IMDb. Must be just fake people who got paid to promote it. Don't fall for it!

Mortal Kombat: Rebirth (2010 Video)

Masterpiece.Mortal Kombat as it should been from start

[10/10 · 17 June 2010]

At first I thought I was viewing a trailer of a new Mortal Kombat movie. I can't believe the quality of this short film.It's atmosphere is so dark and tense that remind me of a horror movie. I hope they ask this director for the next Mortal Kombat movie. The characters are excellent and they don't have super unnatural powers. They are real twisted people. A thriller background can be feel all around the film and puts Mortal Kombat franchise on another level. This is not for kids but hardcore fans of the first game are now grown up (at least 25 years old) so that's not a problem.

This is the closest to reality that Mortal Kombat can get.

The Road (I) (2009)

Most people will fall asleep half movie (and will not loose anything from the plot)

[1/10 · 12 January 2010]

This movie is 1:30hs larger than it should be The scenes are well shot. The atmospheric background is perfectly created. It got the actors but... what happens?? nothing! There is no plot at all on the movie!

I read lots of comments about how good the boy acting performance was. Are you kidding? The boy has reactions like if he was raised playing computers games and watching children movies... if he was raised on a post apocalyptic world and knows no other way of living he must be a totally different character! one more prepared for aggression and to live in a hostile world. In the movie you see too often behaviors that don't go with that. He lived 10 years in the woods and never show survival instinct at all. BAD SCRIPT

What's the point in the movie? Is the main character actions going somewhere? If you have a children and need to survive you will do EVERYTHING, but seems that Vigo Mortenssen don't know what to do...in all the movie!!!

SPOILER: Why the hell he left the bow to the woman? She can kill him in revenge.. of course you know the answer: BAD SCRIPT!!!!! He don't have much food to feed his son...what he do? he spare food with every guy he encounter...You will not do that if you have a son to protect. BAD SCRIPT!

Most people will fall asleep half movie

Nothing in the script is interesting at all... the only good thing on this movie are the atmospheric background witch is very well created. They remind me the actual prypiat a lot.

Avoid this movie.