joethecoolioest Reviews

Big Daddy (1999)

WAY better than I thought

[9/10 · 7 February 2008]

OK I'm a HUGE Adam Sandler fan and this movie is truly one of his bests!!!!!!!!It's about a lazy 30 something year old, Sonny Koufax who's girlfriend walks out on him so to show him he's mature enough to go to the next level of their relationship he adopt's a kid, Juliane, and his plan backfires when he figures out his girlfriend has moved on!OOPS!!!So Sonny has to keep Juliane but he let's Juliane do whatever Juliane wants to do.NOT GOOD!!!!!!!!!He starts calling himself Frankenstein, he Starts peeing wherever he wants, and he stops taking baths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!So Sonny has to teach Julianne to act like a normal kid and there's something I didn't mention so you would have to go out and rent this movie!!!!Seriously go rent it or go out and even buy it!!!You won't be sorry!You'll laugh your butt off!!!!It's so funny!!!

Joe Dirt (2001)

Well.....................

[8/10 · 6 February 2008]

OK this movie was produced by Adam Sandler so it has to be good!!Well this is pretty funny but not excellent!!!David Spade was really funny in this movie and he had a lot of funny jokes.Also it has Christopher Walken and David Spade in it so it was really funny!!!!!The only thing is that well I ca't put my finger on it but it just wasn't one of my favorites.I think it was just because i was used to Jim Carrey,Adam Sandler, and Chevy Chase's kind of humor.I find David Spade to be funny but he just isn't like them.But this was a good movie and you should go out and at least rent it.You will get some pretty good laughs.Also the poop on the head part was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!So go out and rent this!

Anger Management (2003)

Hilarious!!!!!!!!

[10/10 · 6 February 2008]

OK this movie was not a typical adam sandler movie but it was hilarious!It's about this guy,Dave Buznick(Adam Sandler)who gets on a plane to go to Chicago for his job.On the plane he meets Dr.Buddy Rydell where Dave asks for headphones so he can watch a movie with Buddy but when nobody gets him any headphones he asks them again calmly and this time the attendant tells him to calm down and says I'm calm.Then he gets confronted by the FBI and has to take 24 hours of Anger Management.If you want to know anymore go rent the movie or even by it. It's a very good movie.It's one of Adam Sandler's funniest movies!!!!!It's hilarious!

Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003)

Hilarious!!!!!!!

[9/10 · 6 February 2008]

This movie is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!It is so funny with a great cast including Craig Bierko,David Spade, and Jon Lovitz!!!!!!This movie is about a 30 something year old that was a child star when he was 6 years and is now trying to get another acting job but can't get one so his agent gets him an audition for a new Rob Reiner movie.Then Rob says that Dickie doesn't have what it take to be in the movie because he never really had a normal childhood.So Dickie puts an ad in the paper saying that he wants to hire a family to treat him like a child.This movie is very funny and last time i checked very cheap at the stores so go out and buy it or just rent it!!You will enjoy it.

Blades of Glory (2007)

Typical Will Ferrell movie (bad and good thing)

[7/10 · 5 February 2008]

Well before I start this review I have to say I do like will ferrell and i think he is funny, but he isn't a very good actor.He just plays the same person who has a job that he is pretty bad at.OK i thought this movie was pretty funny!!!!Chazz Michael Michaels was hilarious escpecially when he was fighting with Jimmy Macelroy!!! But the most disgusting things in the movie were when Jimmy was trying to get the key and when the brother and sister started making out!DISGUSTING!!!!So i thought this movie was funny at times but not laugh out loud funny!So i give this movie a 7 out of 10!Jon heder could have been in a better movie but Will Ferrell's role was perfect for him!

Click (2006)

Funny but kind of sad!

[8/10 · 3 February 2008]

OK i walked into the theater thinking this movie would be hilarious and nothing about it would be sad mostly because Adam Sandler was in it and he is really funny. Well i was half right! It was a really, really funny movie but towards the end i found it kind of sad, like when he misses his dad's death and when he runs out in the rain to try to stop his son from leaving him in the hospital and then dies in the rain.There were also some really funny parts like when David Hasselhoff was talking about Sexual Harassment and Adam uses the remote to put the lecture in Spanish and when he is in Bed,Bath, And Beyond and Nick Swardson asks him to be his friend because he has no friends, that part was so funny!So go out and rent it, it's a really good movie!

Dumb and Dumber (1994)

Hilarious Comedy

[10/10 · 3 February 2008]

OK this is a really stupid movie, but i mean that in a good way. This movie is about a Limo Driver named Loyd(Jim Carrey) who has to drive a woman, Mary Swanson, to the airport and when she leaves he sees she leaves a suitcase in the middle of the airport not knowing that is a suitcase full of money for two kidnappers who kidnapped her husband so he picks it up and him and his buddy, Harry (Jeff Daniels), go across the country to return the suitcase.If you want to find out anymore see the movie, you will enjoy it. But you have to realize this is a stupid but funny movie. Jim Carrey's and Jeff Daniel's best performance yet and one of the best comedies ever!

Christmas Vacation (1989)

One Word: Classic

[10/10 · 3 February 2008]

This is a Christmas classic. Chevy Chase plays Clark W. Griswald JR. in the 2nd sequel to National Lampoon's Vacation. In this movie Clark Griswald tries to stay calm when his family visits including a redneck and an annoying father in-law. When they come there are many funny things that happen including a squirrel in the Christmas tree,sledding with cooking oil on the bottom of your sled and then going from a hill to a store about a mile or two away, and also the famous Christmas Bonous/Jelly Of The Month scene.This is the funniest Christmas movie of all time! Go out, rent it, watch it, enjoy it, then go out and buy it!!!You will not be sorry!!!!!!!!!!

Tommy Boy (1995)

Awesome Movie

[10/10 · 3 February 2008]

OK this movie is really a classic!Thomas Callahan(Chris Farley) is a not very smart guy who's dad is the head honcho of a major company. When his dad dies and Ray Zalinsky(Dan Akroyd) is trying to put Callahan auto out of business. So Tommy and his dad's best worker, Richard(David Spade), have to go out and sell some break pads that will help keep Callahan Auto at the top. When they go out and try to sell the break pads hilarious things happen like the Fat Guy In Little Coat scene, the Hot Wings scene, and the brake pad demonstration scene. Go out, Rent this movie, watch this movie, enjoy this movie, and then go out and buy this movie!You will not be sorry at all!!!!!!!!!!

Epic Movie (2007)

Not very funny, but worth a watch

[4/10 · 3 February 2008]

I hated this movie so much it just had bad acting , bad jokes, and bad spoofs. It was so stupid! When i got out of the movie theater after watching this movie i was so mad that i wasted $8.00 on a movie so stupid. I mean it had a few laughs but they were ones that weren't that funny. It just wasn't a movie would go out and buy or rent for that matter.If you want to see a good spoof movie go see Scary Movie or Airplane! They were both way funnier than this! I'm sorry that people who liked this movie had to read this review, if you haven't seen it yet, go rent it, it is worth 1 watch.So go spend $3.00 and rent it, it's worth one watch.

Billy Madison (1995)

Call me crazy but, I LOVE this movie!!!!!

[10/10 · 19 November 2007]

I love this movie unlike a lot of other people because i enjoy seeing Adam Sandler act when he was younger.Well, this movie is about a goof-ball (Adam Sandler) going back to school after his dad wants to give his Hotel company to Erik (Bradly Whitford) so Billy goes back to school to prove to his dad that he can give the company to billy.If you want to know anymore watch the movie. Its' a very enjoyable movie with Adam Sandler when he was at his funniest!!!!! But, before you go rent it I must tell you that you should not use your brain while watching this movie. This movie is a movie you can turn off your brain and laugh your butt off while watching this hilarious Adam Sandler movie!!!!!!

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)

Pirates 2 better!

[28 December 2006]

SPOILER- I liked this one better because I liked the new stunts and characters and everything about this film! But, the main reason I like this better is because it has funnier comedy better adventures and Jack Sparrow being well, Jack Sparrow! My 3 favorite adventures in this one is where Jack and his crew are falling in the big ball made of wood, where the cannibals make Jack Sparrow there king, and last but, not least is when Jack is trying to get his necklace back when it falls while he is upside down! That part was really funny, I loved it and all 3 of the other parts! I like Pirates of the Caribbean 2:Dead Mans Chest a tiny bit better you all should see everyone of these movies even the 3rd one when it comes out next year in July!