frankspp Reviews

I Spit on Your Grave (1978)

Not even good enough for cult status

[1/10 · 31 January 2021]

I'm sure some people will find a big political statement or something in this total piece of crap. But sometimes a total piece of crap is really just a total piece of crap.

Ex Machina (2014)

Even the nudity couldn't save this.

[5/10 · 26 January 2021]

I'm sure this movie is a jewel, but it was impossible to follow the story (such as it is) through the constant monotonous noise resonating through the movie.

You Were Never Really Here (2017)

What can I say...?

[1/10 · 9 December 2020]

I only made my account to warm people for 2 movies. And this is the worst of em.

20 violins died violently during the recording of the score.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Midsommar (2019)

Køt

[2/10 · 9 December 2020]

Maybe interesting for a snob pretentieux who loves the soul cruising show and monotonous cinema. But for people who like something to happen during a movie this is a real piece of crap that makes you want to jump off a cliff yourself. The constant monotonous noise during the film also doesn't help.