Quotes
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[Castle sees Esposito is using a cane]
Richard Castle : Wh- What happened to you?
Javier Esposito : Injured in the line of duty.
Richard Castle : Really? How?
Kevin Ryan : I... accidentally shot him in the gluteus maximus.
Richard Castle : In the ass?
[laughs]
Richard Castle : Or maybe I should give this to you. I'm sorry. This is so not funny.
Mia Laszlo : [laughing] You're right. It's hilarious.
Richard Castle : [roaring with laughter] It's hilarious. Come on, Mia, let's make way for, uh, Crackshot Ryan and Assposito.
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Kate Beckett : So that's our victim's car?
Kevin Ryan : Yeah. Keys were in his pocket. We're just digging into it.
Kate Beckett : Then this wasn't a carjacking.
Javier Esposito : Or a robbery. Victim still had his cash and wallet on him.
Kate Beckett : These are bulletproof windows, huh?
Javier Esposito : That's not the only upgrade. These tires are reinforced run-flat, and there are Kevlar panels in these doors.
[Beckett opens a door and leans in to look around]
Kate Beckett : So what do you think? Maybe he was corporate security?
Kevin Ryan : Not with that tiny back seat.
[turning around, Beckett gives him a look]
Kevin Ryan : I mean, there's no room for a guy to get in there.
Kate Beckett : Oh.
Kevin Ryan : I'm just gonna stop talking.
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Kevin Ryan : Javi, you okay?
Javier Esposito : No! You shot me in the ass!
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Kevin Ryan : Do I smell?
Kate Beckett : What?
Kevin Ryan : Our witness is threatening to file a complaint against me for assault with a deadly odor. Says that I smell like soiled baby diapers. And Javi's cologne is, quote, "Satan's butt sweat."
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Kate Beckett : You shot your partner.
Hayley Shipton : In the ass.
Kevin Ryan : It was an accident. The hospital says he's gonna be fine. Just needs a few stitches.
Hayley Shipton : And a new pair of trousers.
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Kevin Ryan : Hey, Beckett, I've got something.
Javier Esposito : *We've* got something.
Kevin Ryan : Yeah, it's what I said.
Javier Esposito : That's not what you said.
Kevin Ryan : Okay, it's what I meant.
Kate Beckett : Okay, you both get gold stars for the day if just one of you can tell me what's going on.
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Hayley Shipton : The Falcon Unit, it's a private company that specializes in transporting sensitive and occasionally illegal items for wealthy clients.
Javier Esposito : So our victim was a transporter. Like the movie?
Kevin Ryan : That explains the armored sports car and secret compartment.
Kate Beckett : So what was in the briefcase?
Hayley Shipton : I'm afraid the answer to that comes with a price. I want in on the investigation.
Kate Beckett : And what's in this for you?
Hayley Shipton : The item in the briefcase has a rather large insurance policy. The insurance company's hired me to recover it.
Kate Beckett : You know, this isn't a treasure hunt. We're trying to solve a homicide.
Hayley Shipton : And your victim was killed for that briefcase. So, you find your killer, I find my missing item, everyone goes home happy. Hmm?
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Kevin Ryan : It's Castle. He's on the phone, he says he's got a break in the case.
Kate Beckett : What case?
[sees Ryan not wanting to answer]
Kate Beckett : This case? How does he even know about this case?
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[Ryan and Esposito approaching Castle and Mia]
Kevin Ryan : I give up. How the hell did the two of you trap Liam in his own trunk?
Mia Laszlo : Because we're awesome, and you two suck. Next question.