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Quotes
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Britta Perry : [Attempted to serve a bunt sandwich at a customer] Don't think of it as bad baking. Think of it as a crushing blow to a gender stereotype.
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Britta Perry : Frankie's taking over the campus. She cancelled Ladders, she's banning substances, she wants to shut down Shirley's Sandwiches. She called Annie a bitch.
Annie Edison : She implied I was a bitch.
Britta Perry : She implied Annie was a stuck up bitch who thinks she's better than everyone.
Annie Edison : Okay, now you're just...
[Abed cuts her off]
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Britta Perry : I make a movement that we form a second, secret, committee.
Annie Edison : I second, Britta's motion, not movement.
Jeff Winger : I third Annie's number two-ing of the movement Britta made.
Annie Edison : Gross.
Jeff Winger : Our mission is to preserve the real Greendale. Oppose Frankie or drink. Whatever's easiest.
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Frankie Dart : Britta, what is the weekly cost of this restaurant?
Britta Perry : Oh, that's easy. My dignity.
Frankie Dart : Seems like this sandwich counter is consuming your happiness and converting it into burnt bread and debt.
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Britta Perry : [about Frankie] I'm gonna name one of my sandwiches after her. My sandwiches suck.
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Britta Perry : Don't make it more dramatic than it is. It's a blood oath to defy evil.
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Britta Perry : I'm a bartender Annie, I know a little bit more about the human side of service.
Dave : [Returning a burnt sandwich] I can't eat this. Can I have my money back?
Britta Perry : You're human garbage.
