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Quotes
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Abed Nadir : Speaking of guilt, where's Shirley?
Jeff Winger : You didn't tell him?
Annie Edison : I was waiting until we were all together. Abed's not comfortable with C-H-A-N-G-E.
Ben Chang : Hey, screw you! I can spell.
[Looks at Abed]
Ben Chang : Screw you.
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Britta Perry : I make a movement that we form a second, secret, committee.
Annie Edison : I second, Britta's motion, not movement.
Jeff Winger : I third Annie's number two-ing of the movement Britta made.
Annie Edison : Gross.
Jeff Winger : Our mission is to preserve the real Greendale. Oppose Frankie or drink. Whatever's easiest.
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Frankie Dart : I'm sorry, I cannot legally protect or insure a campus with free flowing booze.
Jeff Winger : Well, I can't teach with free flowing sobriety.