Community (TV Series)
App Development and Condiments (2014)
Jim Rash: Dean Pelton
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Quotes
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Dean Pelton : You know what they say. Fives have lives, fours have chores, threes have fleas, twos have blues, and ones don't get a rhyme because they're garbage.
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Dean Pelton : Now Jeffery I beg you not to take this risk. You know what they say. Fives have lives, Fours have chores, Threes have fleas, Twos have blues and Ones don't get a rhyme because they're garbage.
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Jeff Winger : My name is Jeff Winger. I recently became a Four. Funny thing is, when I was a Two, I didn't actually have any less. But I did have a lot of crazy friends!
[Brooklyn accent]
Jeff Winger : "Hey, my name's Tommy Talouca. I'm from hallway C. I'm a Two! I got to get to the cafeteria before they run out of apples!" What is it with Twos and apples? You're given three kinds of fruit. Mix it up! Then you become a Four, and you get that, uh, that Four walk. You know what I'm talking about? It's like this...
[does a funny walk]
Jeff Winger : It's like one of these. And they get a trail of Twos behind them, and they're, like, "Hey, is there an apple up there?" Oh *beep*... Wow, what else is going on?
Dean Pelton : He's killing it.
Jeff Winger : There came a time when I has to aks myself, did I even want to be a Three? Or did I just hate myself for being a Two? I don't know. All I know is... I sure love them apples!
