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(2011)

Martin Starr: Professor Cligoris

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Quotes 

  • Annie Kim : We refuse. I'll take the real victory.

    Professor Cligoris : A logical, effective, common sense move, Annie Kim. One which flies in the very face of the United Nations itself, a fundamentally symbolic organization founded on the principles of high-minded rhetoric and empty gestures. Blue UN wins!

  • Jeff Winger : Pardon me, Professor "Clig-oris." "Cli-goris?"

    Professor Cligoris : Either pronunciation is fine.

  • Jeff Winger : Pierce.

    Pierce Hawthorne : I'm offended you would single me out.

    Annie Edison : Did you read up on your country's info-packet?

    Pierce Hawthorne : Yes. Somalia has 1,900 miles of coastline, a government that knows its place, and all the guns and wives you can afford to buy. Why have I never heard of this paradise before?

    Troy Barnes : I studied up on my country.

    [in a southern accent] 

    Troy Barnes : Is it okay if we do accents, sugar?

    Jeff Winger : Troy, Georgia the country, not the state.

    Troy Barnes : [accent continues]  That's right. Capital city Tbilisi, and former member of the Soviet Union. And we kindly request y'all mind your Ps and Qs.

    Professor Cligoris : Welcome to the world's first ever model U.N.-off.

    [applause] 

    Professor Cligoris : You will each be scored on your U.N.'s ability to pass resolutions, follow procedure, and maintain order. The end goal, of course, total world peace. Any questions?

    Abed Nadir : Does two U.N.s mean there are two earths?

    Professor Cligoris : Uh, yeah. Sure, two earths.

    Abed Nadir : Parallel earths in different galaxies or identical earths in parallel dimensions?

    Professor Cligoris : The latter one.

    Abed Nadir : Well, what does that say about free will?

    Annie Edison : Abed! Professor.

    Professor Cligoris : Right, yeah, let's begin. Ready, set, peace.

    [gunshot] 

  • Professor Cligoris : A logical, effective, common sense move, Annie Kim. One which flies in the very face of the United Nations itself, a fundamentally symbolic organization founded on the principles of high-minded rhetoric and empty gestures.

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