Before beginning the full series retrospective, Phelous gives some background information and his general opinions on "Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation".
Phelous starts the vampire story arc of The Next Mutation: Unchain My Heart, featuring a preteen boy with a grown man's voice and Venus's box of drugs.
Phelous reviews Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer, a bizarre movie based on a dark song featuring a stupid grandma, a villain who's technically in the right, and very bizarre musical numbers.