Gossip Girl (TV Series)
War at the Roses (2010)
Blake Lively: Serena van der Woodsen
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Quotes
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Serena van der Woodsen : [acting as peace treaty attorneys for Chuck and Blair] We witnessed the Bass-Waldorf wars firsthand. You both have nuclear capacity.
Nate Archibald : Sooner or later one of you is gonna press the other's button and we'll end up with nothing but cockroaches.
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Serena van der Woodsen : Why are we sidebar-ing? Do you really want access to strip clubs?
Blair Waldorf : No, I just don't wanna seem like I'm ceding territory too easily. So... pretend like we're talking about something serious, like my birthday.
[Serena chuckles]
Blair Waldorf : Or... have you figured out that anniversary situation?
Serena van der Woodsen : B, what can I do? They're already planning a family thing.
Blair Waldorf : Unacceptable! Just like that sex glow you're sporting.
Serena van der Woodsen : There was no sex. Just coffee.
Blair Waldorf : Coffee is the thing you have before you pay the check to go have sex.
Serena van der Woodsen : This is different. Colin is...
Blair Waldorf : Our professor? The one you promised to stay away from, except where class is concerned?
Serena van der Woodsen : We're meeting only during office hours.
Blair Waldorf : You are one macchiato away from making the mistake that you always make.
[shakes her head]
Blair Waldorf : And I won't be an accomplice... especially not on my almost-birthday.
Serena van der Woodsen : Okay, fine, I won't mention this anymore.
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Serena van der Woodsen : [admits] I may have a small crush.
Juliet Sharp : [gushes] Tell me everything! I've been there myself, so... no judgments. And my lips are sealed.
[zipped-lips gesture]
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Serena van der Woodsen : You flirted with that model.
Colin Forrester : You flirted with that lacrosse player.
Serena van der Woodsen : He's my friend. And I was just using him to stay away from you.
Colin Forrester : You were trying to make me jealous.
Serena van der Woodsen : No, I wasn't. But were you jealous?
Colin Forrester : We're in your bedroom. I don't think I can make it six weeks.
Serena van der Woodsen : Well, maybe... staying away from each other is so hard because... it's not what we should be doing.
Colin Forrester : Maybe... I am in complete agreement.
Serena van der Woodsen : [tempted, but...] I really want this, but not here.