Gossip Girl (TV Series)

It-Girl Happened One Night (2011)

Penn Badgley: Dan Humphrey

Quotes 

• Dan Humphrey : Waldorf. Where's the new Epperly?

  Blair Waldorf : You're looking at her.

  Dan Humphrey : Oh, God, what did you do to her?

  Blair Waldorf : She's in a better place. She's in Bali doing downward dogs with some British wally named Prat. Or... prat named Wally. In any case, she quit.

  Dan Humphrey : That's great. My only contact at Conde Nast has been replaced by a stapler stealer.

  Blair Waldorf : And I will staple whatever's in your sweaty hands to your jeans if you don't leave this instant.

• Gossip Girl : Rubies are red, hydrangeas are blue... Chuck gave his heart away.

  Dan Humphrey : [from vantage point shared with Blair]  Wow, he's good.

  Gossip Girl : But guess what, Blair? Not to you.

  Blair Waldorf : Shut up, Humphrey!