Gossip Girl (TV Series)
Last Tango, Then Paris (2010)
Penn Badgley: Dan Humphrey
Quotes
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Dan Humphrey : Blair... Say life is giving you signs, and you're ignoring them because you're afraid of the thing they're signaling you to do. But-but then-but then you think, what if these signs are here for a reason and-and ignoring them just makes me a coward?
Blair Waldorf : Signs are for the religious, the superstitious, and the lower class. I don't believe in them and neither should you.
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Dan Humphrey : [after punching Chuck] You tell her!
Blair Waldorf : Tell me what? What's going on?
[realizes what happened between Chuck and Jenny]
Blair Waldorf : You didn't.
Chuck Bass : Blair.
Blair Waldorf : [to Chuck] You did.
[to Jenny]
Blair Waldorf : You! Get out of here now. And not just out of this hospital, but off this island. Go and never come back, because if you ever set foot in Manhattan again, I will know, and I will destroy you.
Jenny Humphrey : Blair, I'm sorry.
Dan Humphrey : You have no reason to be sorry. This begins and ends with Chuck.
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Serena van der Woodsen : Hey. Didn't expect to find you here, staring at babies.
Dan Humphrey : Turns out I'm a big fan of babies.
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Serena van der Woodsen : I- I was just upset, and you were there for me. It was just a couple of old friends falling into a comfortable pattern for a minute... or ten, and I love Nate.
[on her way out]
Dan Humphrey : I love Vanessa.
Serena van der Woodsen : Wait.
[spins around]
Serena van der Woodsen : Do we have to tell anyone?
Dan Humphrey : Not on your life, no! I mean, there's no reason to... explode our... whole world just for some... meaningless kiss between old friends.
Serena van der Woodsen : [smiles] Whatever this was, it's between us, so... it's not like we can't keep that safe.
Dan Humphrey : No.
Serena van der Woodsen : Call me if you need anything.
Dan Humphrey : Okay. Bye.
[her face comes closer to his, his kiss misses as she pulls away]
Dan Humphrey : That was a mistake. It's completely random. It's gravity.
Serena van der Woodsen : Okay.
[turns to leave]
Serena van der Woodsen : Bye.
Dan Humphrey : You went for the hug, I went for the...
[points at his mouth, but she's gone already]