Gossip Girl (TV Series)

It's a Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad World (2010)

Taylor Momsen: Jenny Humphrey

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• Serena van der Woodsen : Well, at least he's been honored. I've never been honored. I did win a contest once at boarding school, and I think there was a plaque, but... I'm not sure that really counts.

  Jenny Humphrey : What kind of contest?

  Serena van der Woodsen : [to shut her up:]  It was for drinking hot chocolate at the winter fair.

  William van der Woodsen : I had a buddy that went to Exeter. The stories he tells would make Keith Richards blush.

  Serena van der Woodsen : [looks down]  Yeah, well, uhm, I wasn't really into the party scene. I was there more for the academics.

  [causing Jenny to look up sharply] 

  William van der Woodsen : Sounds like you've made some great choices, Serena. I'm glad. The bad ones have a way of... following you.

  [Serena looks down guiltily] 

  Jenny Humphrey : [to Serena]  You know, I've never heard that hot chocolate story.

  [shakes her head] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : [snaps]  You know, there are a lot of stories going around.

  Jenny Humphrey : True, but I did hear this one. My ex-boyfriend went to boarding school with Serena and he tells a great one...

  [Serena looks uncomfortable] 

  Jenny Humphrey : about her and his teacher one night at a, uh, bed and breakfast.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Jenny!

  Jenny Humphrey : Although I'm sure they were just studying. You know, like she says, she was all about the academics.

• Jenny Humphrey : [from deleted scene] 

  [on phone, to Chuck] 

  Jenny Humphrey : Hey, it's Jenny. You know, for an effed-up teenage playboy, you're actually pretty smart.

  Chuck Bass : You work fast. I'm impressed.

• Jenny Humphrey : [from deleted scene] 

  [meeting at bar] 

  Jenny Humphrey : Ahem. Thanks for meeting me.

  Chuck Bass : [to waiter]  Two shots.

  Jenny Humphrey : [sighs]  So I guess this means you're officially done looking out for me. No more Chuck the Protector?

  Chuck Bass : You don't need protecting. You've grown up. I see it even if Nate doesn't.

  Jenny Humphrey : [scoffs]  Yeah. Well... maybe it's time the rest of the world sees it too.

  [Chuck looks at her intently, clearly intent on closing in]