Gossip Girl (TV Series)
Dr. Estrangeloved (2010)
Taylor Momsen: Jenny Humphrey
Quotes
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Dan Humphrey : [to Jenny] Hey, Jenny! Jenny! Please tell me what you're doing here, starting with "Dad knows", and ending with "these drinks are not for me."
Jenny Humphrey : Since I haven't actually talked to Dad today, no. But these drinks are for Nate and Chuck.
Dan Humphrey : What are you doing with Nate and Chuck?
Jenny Humphrey : Well, Nate's my friend, and Chuck's totally harmless unless this place runs out of ice.
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Chuck Bass : [at Nate's place, elevator bell dings, and, a bit inebriated, Chuck enters with two lady friends in tow] There is an outlet by the bed, and I will be in in a minute.
[the girls giggle as they head for the bedroom]
Jenny Humphrey : You look like hell.
Chuck Bass : Small price to pay for feeling like heaven. Where's Archibald? Don't tell me you two *finally* closed the deal?
Jenny Humphrey : I have no idea what you're talking about, Chuck.
Chuck Bass : Please, you've been panting at his loafers ever since Serena went MIA with Carter. Is it as you always imagined?
[takes a sniff of the shirt she slept in]
Chuck Bass : Late night... you two engaged
[swings racquet]
Chuck Bass : in a sweaty Wii duel? Your bodies touch... he looks at you like he's never looked at you...
Jenny Humphrey : Ugh, you're an ass, Chuck. Besides, Serena's back.
Chuck Bass : Oh, maybe now you'd actually have a chance. Don't worry, the odds of me actually remembering this conversation are slim.
Jenny Humphrey : [runs after him] Wait, what do you mean I'll stand a chance now?
Chuck Bass : Archibald"s never gonna cross the line. He's a good guy. He'd cling to Serena's golden locks... until she pushes him away.
Jenny Humphrey : Why would she do that? I mean, he's always been patient and understanding.
Chuck Bass : You and I know that... but if she were to think Nate had in fact betrayed her, she would drive him into your waiting arms in no time.
Jenny Humphrey : Why are you telling me all this?
Chuck Bass : Because...
[backs into the room where his two lady friends await]
Chuck Bass : I want my friend back. This would be done easier with Serena out of the picture. Now all you need is something to make her suspicious.
[closes the doors, and from inside, the girls laugh]
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Jenny Humphrey : [on phone] So, what's step two?
Chuck Bass : Get him drunk. Take advantage of him. Do women just not get this?
Jenny Humphrey : Chuck, he's not gonna go drinking with me. He made me call my Dad when I slept over.
Chuck Bass : [that low baritone voice:] Be here. Six o'clock sharp. And look like someone who doesn't even have a father.