Wed, Jan 11, 2012
While Joy and Elka are visiting the zoo, the rhinos get amorous. So the zoo keeper asks them to stay so that they could procreate but the process takes three days. So they have to sleep there. Melanie and Victoria try to pick up guy. Melanie picks up a senator. But later fears the man's a perv when he texts her a racy photo. And Victoria picks up a guy whom she later learns is a janitor.
Wed, Feb 15, 2012
The girls decide to look up their old loves. Victoria contacts her first husband and when he arrives, he's not the man she remembers. Joy tries to find the man who left her at the altar. But when she and Elka get stuck in an elevator on her way to meet him, they run into Max whom Elka misses. And Melanie contacts the first guy had a crush on but finds he's not available.
Wed, Mar 7, 2012
After Joy struck out at meeting the man who left her at the altar and when Victoria bails out on her ex, the girls decide to go to a cabin for a rest. Melanie invites the guy she met, Casey to join them not knowing he's the guy Joy was looking for. When he arrives Joy recognizes him and says that he now goes by his initials K.C. Melanie drags a guy in and makes him pretend he's Casey but he's more interested in Victoria. And Victoria took one of her ex's venomous spiders and it unwittingly went into her luggage and is now loose in the cabin.
Wed, Mar 21, 2012
The girls try to join a club and as per the club's rules, they need to be sponsored by a member. So they attend a ball and Victoria spruces herself up with some expensive jewelry she rented and when a wealthy member takes a liking to her, he introduces her to his parents and she loses one of her earrings in his mother's bosom. Joy runs into Colin who has a fiancé whom he is marrying because she is wealthy. Melanie sets up to hook up with a member but learns that the member is Colin's fiancé. And Elka, who once worked at the club, crashes the party to get back at the club president whom she says fired her because he propositioned her and she rebuffed him.
Wed, May 16, 2012
The girls go to a storage locker auction. While there someone recognizes Victoria from her commercial which thought would not be shown in the country and she feels humiliated. They buy the contents of a locker. And what they find is a letter which they think was written by Lincoln wherein he admits to an indiscretion. Victoria hopes by bringing it out it could offset what the commercial is doing to her. But Melanie warns her that this could offset everything Lincoln did. And Elka tinkers with a CB radio that's in the locker. Eventually Joy chats it up with someone and she makes him think she's more endowed than she really is. And when he comes to town and they agree to meet, she buys a bra that makes her more endowed.