Gossip Girl (TV Series)
The Lady Vanished (2010)
Taylor Momsen: Jenny Humphrey
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Gossip Girl : [voice-over] Get up and go at it, Upper East Side! I hear Little J is having foreign relations with a handsome attaché. We always knew she had friends in high places, but how low will she go?
[unexpected visitor in Jenny's bedroom]
Jenny Humphrey : Wait, wait! What are you even doing here?
Damian Daalgard : Your stepmom hadn't gotten up before me before noon all week.
Jenny Humphrey : If she does, you'll spend the day hiding in my closet.
Damian Daalgard : Mm. Kinky. All right, I'll go. I just wanted to make sure we're on for tonight.
Jenny Humphrey : Yeah, I was thinking Italian. Maybe Morandi or Il Buco. I mean, if you don't want to go downtown, we could walk to Tony's.
[he takes out a DVD]
Jenny Humphrey : Uh... well, not that I don't love popcorn and a movie, but, I mean, it's Saturday night, I wanted to go out.
Damian Daalgard : We are. In fact, we have half a dozen deliveries to make at some parties.
Jenny Humphrey : Again? You're the only dealer in town?
Damian Daalgard : No rest for the wicked. I may have to leave these here for the day, if that's cool.
Jenny Humphrey : Yeah, okay.
[shakes her head]
Jenny Humphrey : Jenny's drug way station.
[chuckles]
Jenny Humphrey : That's one good thing about my parents being in this huge, unexplainable fight.
Damian Daalgard : Well, I can think of others.
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Rufus Humphrey : Where do I even start? How could you let this happen?
Lily van der Woodsen : I didn't let anything happen.
Rufus Humphrey : Jenny is *not* Serena. And contrary to popular belief, children need boundaries.
Jenny Humphrey : Dad, I...
Damian Daalgard : Excuse me, sir. The truth is, we fell asleep watching TV. I know that sounds like Teenage Excuses for Dummies. I appreciate the fact that you're a concerned father...
Rufus Humphrey : No, the worst part of being the father of a teenage girl is *remembering* when you were a teenage boy.
[to Jenny:]
Rufus Humphrey : Pack your bags, young lady. You're coming with me.
Jenny Humphrey : What? Where? Dad, I live here.
Rufus Humphrey : Not anymore. It's back to Brooklyn for you.
Jenny Humphrey : Dad, you can't do that...!
Lily van der Woodsen : Rufus...!
Rufus Humphrey : Jennifer, pack your bags, or I will!
Jenny Humphrey : All right, fine, I'll do it myself.
[goes off]
Lily van der Woodsen : Rufus, can we at least talk about this?
Rufus Humphrey : No, Lily, we can't. And while she's packing her stuff, maybe I'll go grab what's left of my own.
[goes off]
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Damian Daalgard : [she dropped the drugs] Jenny, what are you doing?
Jenny Humphrey : I may be a bitch, but I'm not a little bitch. I told you I wasn't afraid.