Gossip Girl (TV Series)

The Hurt Locket (2010)

Taylor Momsen: Jenny Humphrey

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• Jenny Humphrey : [wants to be alone with Damien]  Um, thank you, Lily, for helping me unpack, but I think I'm good now.

  [wants to close door] 

  Lily van der Woodsen : Um, Jenny, um, a word, please.

  [Jenny follows her out the door] 

  Lily van der Woodsen : So... Your father and I haven't really discussed you having boys... alone in your room. Maybe just keep your door open?

  Jenny Humphrey : Lily, if we wanted to have sex, we'd just go to a hotel. And seriously, it's not like that with us.

  Lily van der Woodsen : Oh, well, what is it like? I mean, he seems happy to see you.

  Jenny Humphrey : [chuckles]  Um... I'll open the door if anything changes.

  [heads back in] 

• Jenny Humphrey : [to ditched Nate]  His name's Damien.

  Nate Archibald : Oh, hey, Jenny!

  Jenny Humphrey : He's the son of the Belgian ambassador, and I'm pretty sure they hooked up at boarding school. I guess Serena didn't tell you she was coming with him?

  Nate Archibald : No, no, she didn't. And... why are you here?

  Jenny Humphrey : I figure you've come to my rescue enough times. Let me help you for once.

• Damian Daalgard : Jenny, um, what are you doing here?

  Jenny Humphrey : Just finishing what I started. Serena, I love your jacket. It's so beautiful.

  [Serena doesn't deign to answer] 

  Damian Daalgard : Yeah, actually, let me help you with that.

  Serena van der Woodsen : No, it's okay, I'm gonna keep it on. It's so pretty, and... it was a gift from you. So sweet of you. Come on.

  [they head inside, and Jenny is delighted by how Damian's plan is going off the tracks] 

  Gossip Girl : [voice-over]  So much for diplomacy. Let the international games begin!

• Jenny Humphrey : [to Nate]  I don't know what Dan said, but why would you take advice from a guy who has a Cabbage Patch doll?

  Nate Archibald : [sighs]  I don't know. All you need to know is that I blew my chance.

  Jenny Humphrey : The masquerade ball was three years ago. Don't let Serena get away again.

• Jenny Humphrey : You're the one who screwed up a major deal because you wanted to fulfill a high school dream of spending the night with Serena van der Woodsen.

  Damian Daalgard : Irony duly noted.

  Jenny Humphrey : Maybe next time you won't be so quick to dismiss me.