Gossip Girl (TV Series)

They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They? (2009)

Blake Lively: Serena van der Woodsen

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Quotes 

• Blair Waldorf : Who's your escort?

  Jenny Humphrey : Jonathan Whitney.

  Blair Waldorf : Your stepbrother's boyfriend. Do you remember who my escort was?

  Jenny Humphrey : Nate.

  Blair Waldorf : Jenny, when you descend those stairs tomorrow night, everyone there will judge you based on that moment for the rest of your life! This is not like your wedding day. Cotillion only happens once. Now, you already have one strike against you because of the whole Brooklyn misfortune. And add a B+ escort and top it off with a mentor who's known more for her mug shots and topless photos on the beaches than her social graces...

  Serena van der Woodsen : Okay, you're right, Jenny, you know, you shouldn't be caught between Blair and me. It's not fair to you on your big night.

  [Blair smiles] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : She can be your mentor. It's fine.

  Blair Waldorf : [sarcastic]  How selfless.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Actually, I'm working for Congressman Tripp Vanderbilt, and I should get back to that. But you have fun tonight. These are probably the last people in New York who still think you matter.

  [goes off] 

• Serena van der Woodsen : [after the trick played on them in the elevator]  Let's find Nate and Chuck and congratulate them.

  Blair Waldorf : And then torture them.

• Serena van der Woodsen : [to Blair]  You enjoy yourself. These are probably the last people in New York who still believe you matter.