"Phineas and Ferb" The Monster of Phineas-n-Ferbenstein/Oil on Candace (TV Episode 2008) - Vincent Martella as Phineas Flynn, Dr. Phineastein

Grandpa Reg : [finishing his story] And that is why there are pumpkins.

Phineas : Um, Grandpa, you were telling us about a platypus monster.

Grandpa Reg : Ooh, that sounds very exciting, tell me about that.

Phineas : But you were... I mean... I didn't...

[sighs]

Phineas : I got nothin'. Ferb?

Ferb : Platypus monsters are the only monsters to lay eggs.
Phineas : [looking at the rain outside] Looks like a real summer storm. Well, our plan to stand alone in the middle of a field with a metal rod is out.
Phineas : [as Dr. Phineastein about their monster] It's alive! Alive! Haha... and it's really big!
Candace : [as Constance, going to down to the lab] What is going on down there? I will go straight to the angry mob and tell on you.

[throws open the lab door]

Candace : Ah ha!

Phineas : [as Dr. Phineastein] Oh hi, Constance. We're gonna enter the best monster contest.

Candace : How are you going to enter the monster contest? You don't even have a monster.
Phineas : [after franken-Perry leaves the castle] Oh great! We really have to stop losing our monsters.
Isabella : [seeing Dr. Phineastein and Ferbgor] What'cha doin'?

Phineas : We're looking for a giant platypus monster. Have you seen one, by any chance?

Isabella : Funny you should ask. We spent the entire afternoon together. We went swimming, had a little lunch. Did you know he eats raw snails?

[shudders]

Isabella : Ew! I stuck to PB&J on whole wheat.

Vincent Martella: Phineas Flynn, Dr. Phineastein