Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Gone with the Will (2009)

Leighton Meester: Blair Waldorf

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Quotes 

• Chuck Bass : I'm sorry. I screwed up.

  Blair Waldorf : It's too late, Chuck. I stood by you through all of this but I can't watch you self-destruct any longer.

• Blair Waldorf : [to Chuck]  I believed in you. Your father believed in you. You're the only one that didn't. All I wanted to do is just be there but today when you called me your wife, you made it sound like the ugliest word in the world.

• Jack Bass : Chuck, this letter represents your dad's final words.

  Blair Waldorf : Your dad wrote you a letter? You have to read it!

  Nate Archibald : Yeah, aren't you curious to know what it says?

  Chuck Bass : I think I can guess. "You're a disappointment of a son, I'd die of embarrassment if I wasn't already. Why do you wear so much purple?"

• Serena van der Woodsen : [reads Gossip Girl on Blair's phone]  Nothing yet on Lonely Boy though we did find out he brown-bags it for lunch and today's plat du jour, a tuna sandwich. Disgusting but not enough for a conviction. Keep digging, kiddies.

  Blair Waldorf : Tuna fish? Why does he make it so hard for himself?

• Blair Waldorf : [sees Gossip Girl is keeping tabs on Dan]  Blair, who did this?

  [spots the grinning trio] 

  Blair Waldorf : Ugh, I see they act alone now.

  Blair Waldorf : It's so hard finding obedient minions.

• Blair Waldorf : [to Serena]  Apparently, Gossip Girl is looking for evidence that Dan's cheating on you. Not that anyone else would ever want Dan Humphrey. No offense.

• Blair Waldorf : [reading letter Bart left in his will]  "Dear son, I know I've always been hard on you..."

  Chuck Bass : True.

  Blair Waldorf : "... but my goal was always to prepare you for this day. To help you go from being a boy to a man."

  Chuck Bass : The Italian au pair took care of that.

  Blair Waldorf : Chuck, please!

• Serena van der Woodsen : Are you sure this is the best time for a flare-up of Chuck fever?

  Blair Waldorf : I'm having no such thing! We're just friends. He's gone through a lot, and he needs someone to be there. Anyway, you're the one who told me to help him out in the first place.

• Blair Waldorf : How could you?

  [shakes her head at his unkempt state] 

  Chuck Bass : Did you do all this?

  Blair Waldorf : What?

  [shakes her head] 

  Blair Waldorf : Throw you a brunch? Try to do something nice, supportive? Yes!

  Chuck Bass : I don't need your help. Stop trying to play the wife!

• Blair Waldorf : [to Serena, who reacts to Blair's 'rescheduled' date with Chuck]  Spare me the expressive eyebrows. I can't wait till you get on Botox.