S. Darko (2009)

Matthew Davis: Pastor John

Quotes 

• Pastor John : I used to be like you.

  Corey : What, you had a training bra?

  Pastor John : Not exactly. But when I was your age, I experienced things that made me feel like God didn't exist. Maybe you've experienced something like that too.

  Sam : You don't know anything about me.

  Pastor John : I can see that you're in pain.

  Sam : I'm alive.

  Pastor John : Is that how you see life?

  Sam : Till farts taste like cherries, yeah.

  Corey : What do you think God's farts taste like?

  Sam : Marshmallow Peeps.

• Pastor John : You girls new in town?

  Sam : Just passing through.

  Pastor John : Well, you gonna be around a little while, you might as well stop and get some pizza at my Bible study. Lot of fun.

  Corey : Oh, I'm satanic.

  [gesturing to Sam] 

  Corey : She's half-Jehovah, quarter Jew and a tiny bit retarded.

  Pastor John : Well, we're nondenominational. We accept all types, even those with horns.

• Pastor John : Well, if you want to be born again, you have to forget the past.