Legend of the Seeker (TV Series)
Mirror (2009)
Craig Horner: Richard Cypher
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Quotes
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Kahlan Amnell : [Approaching the Daharan camp] It's not well-guarded. That's lucky.
Richard Cypher : You know what Zedd says, "A man who trusts in luck better have plenty of it".
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Kahlan Amnell : Where have you been?
Richard Cypher : Uh, I got my foot caught in a hunter's trap.
Kahlan Amnell : Oh, I'm sure you got something caught somewhere. We need to move, now!
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Richard Cypher : Kahlan, why did you do that?
Kahlan Amnell : Do what?
Richard Cypher : What is this? You take your clothes off. You swim that close to me...
Kahlan Amnell : Take my clothes off? What are you talking about?
Richard Cypher : [notices] Your hair's dry.
[realizes:]
Richard Cypher : That wasn't you in the lake.
Kahlan Amnell : Your hair's wet. That wasn't you in the forest.
[realizes:]
Kahlan Amnell : Someone has got some very powerful magic.
Richard Cypher : [draws his sword] Someone very close by.
[realizes:]
Richard Cypher : Oh, no...!
Kahlan Amnell : What?
Richard Cypher : I know my sword, and this isn't it.
Kahlan Amnell : Someone stole the Sword of Truth? How did that happen?
Richard Cypher : I was distracted.
Kahlan Amnell : [exasperated] By a naked woman you went swimming with.
Richard Cypher : But I thought that was you. They can't be far! I'll look for tracks by the lake. You go up the path!
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Clayre, transformed into Kahlan : [deceitful couple got locked up] If you were the real Seeker, you'd have sacrificed yourself and let the woman get away.
Frytss, transformed into Richard : When a real woman comes along, I'll do just that.
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Frytss, transformed into Richard : You're not just doing this because I look like this, are you?
Clayre, teansformed into Kahlan : Oh,
[laughing:]
Clayre, teansformed into Kahlan : if I cared about looks, do you think I'd have picked the likes of you to begin with?
[both laugh]
Frytss, transformed into Richard : We'll get out of this, Clayre. No matter what. We've gotten out of worse. Like the time we were doing the kidnapped sister in Glensborough.
Clayre, teansformed into Kahlan : [laughing] And the Duke walked in when I was changing my wig.
Frytss, transformed into Richard : And he threw us into the dungeon with that ogre.
Clayre, teansformed into Kahlan : Who smelled of rotten monkeys.
[laughs, then slaps him hard]
Clayre, teansformed into Kahlan : None of which would have happened if you hadn't taken it upon yourself to deflower the Duke's daughter. Have you ever met a woman who you thought wouldn't look better with her knickers on the bedpost?
Frytss, transformed into Richard : Clayre...
Clayre, teansformed into Kahlan : Oh, don't even try. I'd have to be a few tomatoes short of a salad to go down that garden path again. I don't know about you, but I am getting out of this dung heap.
[at cell door:]
Clayre, teansformed into Kahlan : Hello? Anyone out there?