Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the Cougars (2008)

Zachary Levi: Chuck Bartowski

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Quotes 

• Chuck Bartowski : Of all the semi-tart Asian influenced frozen yogurt shops in all the towns in all the world, you walked into hers?

• Sarah Walker : Okay, fine, I'll answer one question about my past. You've earned that much.

  Chuck Bartowski : [Things about it for a moment]  No, thanks. I don't need to know more, not about who you were. Because as much as you don't think so, I know who you are. A girl I'd like to share a cheeseburger with. Should I get a knife? I'll get a knife.

  Sarah Walker : That won't be necessary.

  [Sarah rolls up one of pants legs, pulls out a knife and gives it to Chuck] 

  Chuck Bartowski : That's awesome! And a little disturbing.

• Chuck Bartowski : Hate to be the one to tell him about his wife.

  John Casey : That's why love is for suckers.

  Chuck Bartowski : Seen Sarah?

  John Casey : No.

  [turns around. Quietly to himself] 

  John Casey : Sucker.

• Chuck Bartowski : Hey, what are you doing for dinner tonight? You got any plans? Maybe we could get together and reminisce over old times.

  Mark Ratner : Sounds great.

  Chuck Bartowski : I mean, any friends of Jenny's are friends of mine.

  Sarah Walker : I don't know, Chuck, it might be boring for you to take a trip down memory lane with us.

  Chuck Bartowski : Good God, no! Not at all. I - I can't think of anything I'd rather do than spend an evening... learning all about... my Jenny.

• Chuck Bartowski : [watching Lester's sales policy in action]  This is going to end badly.

  Morgan Grimes : I know. I know, Chuck. That's part of the fun.

• Sarah Walker : Back off, Chuck! You have as much information as is pertinent for the assignment!

  Chuck Bartowski : So "Jenni" with an "I' or would that be -

  [Sarah takes the table knife Chuck's holding] 

  Sarah Walker : All Jenny's boyfriend needs to know is that Jenny hates questions about her past!

  [Throws the knife at a picture of Chuck and Sarah] 

  Sarah Walker : You got that?

  Chuck Bartowski : I'm good. Yeah, I'm good.

• Chuck Bartowski : [to Sarah]  No one's gonna mess with us here. I got your back.

  [Notices Sarah's terrible High School photo] 

  Chuck Bartowski : Wow! It's not that bad.