"Torchwood" Meat (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Series)

(2008)

Gareth David-Lloyd: Ianto Jones

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  • Captain Jack Harkness : Before we get ahead of ourselves, we're talking about dodgy pies in Merthyr, okay? And the fact that they're cutting it up alive - which we could've put a stop to already if it wasn't for you.

    Rhys Williams : I thought that my fiancée was in danger!

    Captain Jack Harkness : Well, Mr. Caveman, she wasn't. She can handle herself.

    Gwen Cooper : [warningly]  Jack.

    Captain Jack Harkness : All you did tonight was mess things up. Now we have to think of a way to get back in, and thanks to you, they'll have tightened security!

    Rhys Williams : Well, if you stopped, and asked me exactly what I saw in there instead of showin' off 'round the place...

    Captain Jack Harkness : [to Ianto]  Do I show off?

    Ianto Jones : [nods]  Just a bit.

    Rhys Williams : ...you'd know that I got out by tellin' them I wanted a job - as a delivery boy. So rather than 'cock things up', I found you a way to get in, but if you can't handle that, big boy, then you can stuff it!

    Captain Jack Harkness : [pause, looks at Gwen]  This is quite homoerotic.

  • Ianto Jones : Did you bring the alarm deactivator?

    Ianto Jones : [Owen shoots the alarm panel]  Well that's one way of doing it.

  • Captain Jack Harkness : [talking about the alien]  We're going to save it. Stabilize it, wait for the rift to open, and, fwooh, send it back.

    Ianto Jones : ...And guess who'll have to look after it in the meantime?

    [later, at the end of the meeting] 

    Captain Jack Harkness : We are doing this. That's an order.

    Owen Harper : Fine.

    Ianto Jones : I'll stock up on plankton.

  • Owen Harper : So the protein chains are regenerating despite the mutilation, so not only is it replenishing its own flesh, but it's increasing it, giving them a brand new meat supply.

    Gwen Cooper : It will last them for years, then.

    Toshiko Sato : If we understood how it worked, we could feed the whole world!

    Ianto Jones : [deadpan]  We could release a single!

  • Ianto Jones : Pizza's arrived. I presumed it would be a late one.

    Owen Harper : What did you get me?

    Ianto Jones : Your usual, Meat Feast.

    Owen Harper : [Owen looks disdainfully at alien meat he's examining]  Lovely.

  • Ianto Jones : Pray they survive.

  • Ianto Jones : [regarding Gwen]  Next time, let her take the bullet.

    Rhys Williams : Never.

  • Ianto Jones : Well, this is unprecedented. The fiancé finding out.

    Toshiko Sato : Mainly because we're all sad and single.

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