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Gwen Cooper : Have you ever eaten alien meat?
Captain Jack Harkness : Yeah.
Gwen Cooper : What was it like?
Captain Jack Harkness : Well, *he* seemed to enjoy it...
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Captain Jack Harkness : Before we get ahead of ourselves, we're talking about dodgy pies in Merthyr, okay? And the fact that they're cutting it up alive - which we could've put a stop to already if it wasn't for you.
Rhys Williams : I thought that my fiancée was in danger!
Captain Jack Harkness : Well, Mr. Caveman, she wasn't. She can handle herself.
Gwen Cooper : [warningly] Jack.
Captain Jack Harkness : All you did tonight was mess things up. Now we have to think of a way to get back in, and thanks to you, they'll have tightened security!
Rhys Williams : Well, if you stopped, and asked me exactly what I saw in there instead of showin' off 'round the place...
Captain Jack Harkness : [to Ianto] Do I show off?
Ianto Jones : [nods] Just a bit.
Rhys Williams : ...you'd know that I got out by tellin' them I wanted a job - as a delivery boy. So rather than 'cock things up', I found you a way to get in, but if you can't handle that, big boy, then you can stuff it!
Captain Jack Harkness : [pause, looks at Gwen] This is quite homoerotic.
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Captain Jack Harkness : [talking about the alien] We're going to save it. Stabilize it, wait for the rift to open, and, fwooh, send it back.
Ianto Jones : ...And guess who'll have to look after it in the meantime?
[later, at the end of the meeting]
Captain Jack Harkness : We are doing this. That's an order.
Owen Harper : Fine.
Ianto Jones : I'll stock up on plankton.
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Captain Jack Harkness : Imprisoned, chained, and drugged. Welcome to Planet Earth.
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Captain Jack Harkness : Stun guns only.
Owen Harper : We've handled bigger than this. Why don't we just storm in, guns in the air, and arrest them?
Captain Jack Harkness : Those men aren't organized criminals. If we go in, guns blazing, they'll kill the evidence and run.
Owen Harper : Well, I wasn't suggesting blazing, just waving.