Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Bad News Blair (2007)

Ed Westwick: Chuck Bass

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• Chuck Bass : Are you high? He looks like Matthew McConaughey between movies.

• Chuck Bass : As much as I love hearing about not needing material things from a guy with *that* much product in his hair, this party is about excess.

• Chuck Bass : What is Carter still doing here?

  Nate Archibald : I invited him.

  Chuck Bass : Or he invited himself. That is his style. Begging us to break free of our prisms while stuffing his face with free food and draining our booze. He's a deadbeat and a hypocrite.

  Nate Archibald : And a good ball player if I remember right. You sure you just don't want to lose to him now, Chuck?

  Carter Baizen : Maybe if your daddy bought you a basketball team instead of a hotel you'd have some skill.

  Chuck Bass : Look, this is the last weekend for juniors, not senior citizens. Go jump into a volcano.

  Carter Baizen : We'll just settle it on the court.

  Chuck Bass : Settle it right now.

  Nate Archibald : Hey, chill out!

  Chuck Bass : No! This is my game. I pick the players.

  Carter Baizen : I get it, I'll go.

  Nate Archibald : Hey, hey, man, is that card game tonight?

  Carter Baizen : Yeah.

  Nate Archibald : Text me the address later.

  Carter Baizen : I will.

  [Carter leaves] 

  Nate Archibald : You didn't have to do that, man!

  Chuck Bass : Nobody wanted him here. He's an older brother bringing everyone down.

  Nate Archibald : Let's just play some ball.

• Chuck Bass : [to the boys attending his weekend-long exclusive party]  You eat what I provide, practice what I preach and 'till I say so, the only girls you talk to are the ones I've paid for.

• Chuck Bass : Stop talking. Start partying.

• Chuck Bass : [speech to kick-off a weekend-long party]  You've lived through Ivy Week and hopefully gained entry to the college of your choice. Now, let's ruin those chances.