Mind Your Language (TV Series)
All Present If Not Correct (1978)
Barry Evans: Jeremy Brown
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Quotes
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[Ranjeet wants to talk about his cousin]
Jeremy Brown : Tell us about your cousin, Ranjeet...
Ranjeet Singh : He is being discharged this week.
Jeremy Brown : Discharged? Was he in hospital?
Ranjeet Singh : No, prison! And he was sent there for something he didn't do!
Jeremy Brown : Really? What was it he didn't do?
Ranjeet Singh : He was not fast enough!
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Jeremy Brown : Brilliant! Out of ten students, I have nine failures!
Chung Su-Lee : [running in] Velly solly I am rate...
Ali Nadim : [to Mr Brown] Congratulations! You are getting 10/10!
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Jeremy Brown : You all have to do much better this year! It's time you pulled your socks up!
Juan Cervantes : Soright!
[stands up and pulls his socks]
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Jeremy Brown : Well I must say that I'm extremely disappointed in you all.
Giovanni Cupello : It's not your fault professori! We not pass because we are stupid.
Jeremy Brown : And what does that make me?
Ali Nadim : More stupid!
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Anna Schmidt : Were you not expecting us?
Jeremy Brown : No, the authorities don't notify the individual teachers of the results. And as usual Miss Courtney has kept me in the dark.
Ranjeet Singh : She took the lights out?
Jeremy Brown : No, she never told me!
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Ranjeet Singh : Like Roberty Bruce say, if at first you are not succeeding, try, try...
Jeremy Brown : Again!
Ranjeet Singh : If at first you are not succeeding...
Jeremy Brown : Never mind.
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Anna Schmidt : Good evening Jamila, you want your place back?
Jamila Ranjha : No, l sit at backside with Taro.
Jeremy Brown : No, Jamila, you will sit at the back. Backside is what you sit on.
Jamila Ranjha : No, master, what l sit on is chair.
Jeremy Brown : Yes, l can see why you failed.
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Jeremy Brown : And you Taro?
Taro Nagazumi : Ah so.
Jeremy Brown : What did you get up to?
Taro Nagazumi : Went on fishing holiday.
Jeremy Brown : Good, did you catch anything?
Taro Nagazumi : Catcho heavy coldo.
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Jeremy Brown : Did you enjoy your break, Ali?
Ali Nadim : l am not breaking anything!