Chuck (2007–2012)

Chevy Chase: Ted Roark

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• Ted Roark : Put him in the helicopter. Kill the CIA agent.

  Steve Bartowski : He's my son.

  Ted Roark : He's your son? Congratulations! That's great! I had no idea! Kill the son.

• Ted Roark : Of course, if this doesn't work, I'm afraid I'm going to have to go back to that bit where I kill everybody.

  Chuck Bartowski : What if it does work?

  Ted Roark : If it does work, same result. But you know, you should root for it. Nobody likes a cynic.

• Chuck Bartowski : Oh God, someone shoot me now.

  Ted Roark : I can help you with that, Chuck. A real shotgun wedding. Just think. That terrible pun is the last thing you'll ever hear.