Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light (TV Series)
Dawn of the Sun Imps (1987)
Neil Ross: Leoric, Abraxas, Man
Quotes
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Bearer of Knowledge : First you collect a rare snorkelberry.
Leoric : A snorkelberry.
Bearer of Knowledge : Then, the hair of orange cat and the tail of a stupid lizard.
Reekon : There is no such thing as a stupid lizard.
Bearer of Knowledge : *Your*\ totem animal will suffice for now.
Reekon : [raising his sword causing Cindarr to restrain him] Why -! Defend thyself!
Darkstorm : Reekon! Impale him later. First we must hear what he has to say.
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Bearer of Knowledge : [laughing] Look at me. Now smile... smile... smile - while I PIE you!
[does]
Leoric : Arzon! You've got to send that thing in for repairs!
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Feryl : While I feel it is safe to say that yesterday's excitement will go unmatched, I'm afraid we do have another meeting with the Botanical Committee.
Leoric : Oh. What about *this* time?
Feryl : They want to grow ivy on the city's walls. Uh - then there's that zoning issue over the barracks, and finally, we have a trade dispute, in which...
Leoric : Yes, I know all about it. The farmers who are using the magical seed are being accused of unfair competition.
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Abraxas : Never send a knight to do a wizard's job!
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[repeated line]
Abraxas : a magician's orb is all I lack. Take his spell and send it back.
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Abraxas : I hear of powers but I see nary. Fashion this fool into a blueberry.
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Abraxas : To summon a light, a burning torch. To summon a laugh, a creeping blorch.