Dallas (TV Series)

Morning After (1983)

Audrey Landers: Afton Cooper

Quotes 

• J.R. Ewing : Hey, Barnes. Your philanthropy is truly awe-inspiring.

  Sue Ellen Ewing : J.R., let's go.

  J.R. Ewing : I think you gave that scholarship to the wrong place.

  Cliff Barnes : Did I really?

  J.R. Ewing : Yeah, the proper recipient of a Digger Barnes Scholarship award isn't a university... it's a neighborhood bar.

  Cliff Barnes : You shut the hell up!

  Afton Cooper : Cliff, stop! Please!

  [but he shoves her away] 

  J.R. Ewing : And that's how you ought to honor that drunken bum of a Daddy of yours.

  Cliff Barnes : My Daddy might have done some drinking, but he sure as hell never stole from his friends!

  J.R. Ewing : Is that right?

  [picks up a cake and shoves it into Cliff's face]