Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Isometrics and After (1976)

Bill Owen: Compo

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Quotes 

• Compo : Ivy, when is Marlene going to do her cabaret?

  Ivy : Oh, just ignore him, Mrs Batty

  Nora Batty : I do, I spend half my life ignoring him. He shouts through my letterbox, words like, "see-through blouses."

• [first lines] 

  Foggy : Well, the trouble with you people is you're not as fit as you used to be.

  Clegg : I don't think I was ever as fit as we used to be.

  Compo : I'm knackered.

  Foggy : Lost some of the... polish has gone from the top end of your performance curves.

  Clegg : Nay, you mustn't go jumping to conclusions just because we can't breathe and our legs collapse.

  Compo : What tha' talking about, thou long-shanked basket; tha's just as puffed as we are!

  Foggy : That's ridiculous.

  Compo : Even poofier.

  Foggy : I've always kept myself in first-class fighting trim.

  Clegg : Yes, but your trim has become a short back and sides, Foggy.

  Foggy : What's a scientific term for flashes in front of the eyes?

  Clegg : Indecent exposure?