Saved by the Bell (TV Series)

The Mamas and the Papas (1989)

Dustin Diamond: Samuel 'Screech' Powers

Quotes 

• Screech : [Kelly has just stormed away from Zack]  I'm leaving, too! I'll send for my ant farm.

• Screech : [Screech and Lisa are simulating a scene from their "marriage"]  Oh, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.

  Lisa : Uh, Lisa no en casa.

  Screech : I love it when you speak German.

  Lisa : What do you want?

  Screech : I was fired today.

  Lisa : So?

  Screech : I don't think I have the strength to go on living.

  Lisa : Okay!

• Kelly : Zack, I have that surprise for you.

  Zack : You do?

  Kelly : Remember in our project I told you about another child? Well, it was a girl.

  Zack : A girl? That's great.

  Screech : [Lifts dishcover, revealing Screech in a pink bonnet]  Da-da!