Titus (TV Series)
Tommy's Girlfriend II (2001)
David Shatraw: Tommy Shafter
Quotes
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Ken "Papa" Titus : [Tiffany has run off in tears] A woman runs off in tears. For once I'm not on the ass of that.
Tommy Shafter : Damn you Titus! Damn you!
Christopher Titus : Tommy...
Ken "Papa" Titus : [Tommy runs after Tiffany] Another woman runs off in tears!
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Tommy Shafter : Titus! Titus! Tiffany fell. I think she broke her neck. Call 911.
Nancy : Ah, I'll call 411 and get the number.
Dave : She's panicking. I will call 411 and get the number.
[neutral space... looking through the yellow pages]
Christopher Titus : Ah, 909, 910, 912. Nope, not listed.
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Tommy Shafter : [about his open relationship with Tiffany] She's allowed to sleep with other people.
Christopher Titus : I see. And what do you get?
Tommy Shafter : I get to sleep with her.
Ken "Papa" Titus : This *is* Bob Marshall's bachelor party!