Titus (TV Series)
The Smell of Success (2001)
Zack Ward: Dave Scouvel
Quotes
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Christopher Titus : PLEASE! It's just a loan. I'll pay you back, I'm an adult.
Ken Titus : An adult on his knees, in front of his daddy?
Christopher Titus : You were right along. I mean... I mean, I should've known this would never work out. I shouldv'e known it was gonna fail, man. I am such a big, fat loser...
[pause]
Ken Titus : Finish your thoughts.
Christopher Titus : [groans] Oh!
[neutral space]
Christopher Titus : That's damn good crow! A little heavy on the humiliation, but still damn good! Mmmm, crow!
[live story]
Christopher Titus : I'll do anything! Anything, Dad. No restrictions, I'll be your lapdog. just don't do this to Erin, and Tommy, and poor little Dave! Huh? Don't help me, help them.
Ken Titus : I got a little story I wanna tell you. Once upon a time... NO! If I help you now, you'll never learn to help yourself!
[leaves]
Christopher Titus : But, I'm too old to learn! GIMME SOME MONEY YOU BASTARD!
Dave Scouvel : How'd it go?
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Erin Fitzpatrick : Honey, you remember Jenny?
Christopher Titus : Hey, Jenny. This is Tommy and this is Dave.
Dave Scouvel : [shaking Jenny's hand] Dave. Hello.
Jenny : Hello.
Dave Scouvel : I already have an Asian girlfriend, but you are on deck.
Jenny : Erin?
Erin Fitzpatrick : Ignore him.