That '70s Show (TV Series)
Heartbreaker (2002)
Laura Prepon: Donna Pinciotti
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Quotes
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Michael Kelso : [laughs] Why is Hyde kissing Jackie?
[He looks back at Donna, who's running her hand through her hair]
Michael Kelso : What the hell? He's dead!
[He slams the beer can on the kitchen counter and starts pulling on the sliding door, unable to open it]
Donna Pinciotti : Kelso...
Michael Kelso : They're getting away! What is wrong with this thing?
Eric Forman : It's against my better judgment, but...
[flips the latch]
Michael Kelso : Thank you. Now, Hyde's really dead!
Michael Kelso : [Kelso walks into the screen door] Well, that's invisible!
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Eric Forman : Okay, Donna, we need to stabilize him. We're gonna need pudding, and lots of it.
Michael Kelso : [getting up] Who chooses a chick over a friend?
Eric Forman : What? Come on, Kelso, remember when you made me walk home in a blizzard because you wanted ten extra minutes with Pam Macy?
Michael Kelso : I didn't steal Pam Macy from you, and you could've played in the snow until we were done.
Donna Pinciotti : Jackie wanted to get married and you bailed. Now, she *doesn't* want to marry you. That solves your problem, albeit with a disturbing twist ending.
Michael Kelso : I'm kicking Hyde's ass!
Eric Forman : Kelso, you couldn't open my kitchen door.
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Michael Kelso : [Kelso's wearing goggles] Get my eye now!
[Hyde kicks Kelso in the shin, then pins him to the couch]
Michael Kelso : Get off me!
Steven Hyde : Not until you calm down!
Fez : [after giving Kelso a "Wet Willy"] Ah, a wet one!
Michael Kelso : Fez, I'm going to get free eventually and then I'm going to kick your ass!
Steven Hyde : We need to settle this.
Michael Kelso : I don't want to settle this! I don't want to talk about it! All I want to do is pound you until you feel as bad as I do!
Steven Hyde : [getting up] Fine. Hit me. Free shot.
Michael Kelso : [getting up] Are you gonna hit me back?
Steven Hyde : No, man. That's why they call it a "free shot".
Michael Kelso : [in a stance] Here it comes. It's coming, get ready!
Fez : We're ready, fool, do it!
Michael Kelso : Forget it. It's not going to change anything. Just, forget it.
[Kelso sits down on the couch]
Steven Hyde : Look, man. I didn't plan this thing with me and Jackie. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
Donna Pinciotti : [same time as Fez] Awwww!
Fez : [same time as Donna] Awwww!
Steven Hyde : Get bent!
Michael Kelso : What are we going to do now?
Donna Pinciotti : [getting up] I'll tell you what you're going to do! You're going to shake, and you're going to get over it!
Michael Kelso : No!
Donna Pinciotti : Shake!
Michael Kelso : I don't want to!
Donna Pinciotti : *Shake*!
[Kelso and Hyde shake hands]