That '70s Show (TV Series)
Heartbreaker (2002)
Wilmer Valderrama: Fez
Quotes
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Michael Kelso : [Kelso's wearing goggles] Get my eye now!
[Hyde kicks Kelso in the shin, then pins him to the couch]
Michael Kelso : Get off me!
Steven Hyde : Not until you calm down!
Fez : [after giving Kelso a "Wet Willy"] Ah, a wet one!
Michael Kelso : Fez, I'm going to get free eventually and then I'm going to kick your ass!
Steven Hyde : We need to settle this.
Michael Kelso : I don't want to settle this! I don't want to talk about it! All I want to do is pound you until you feel as bad as I do!
Steven Hyde : [getting up] Fine. Hit me. Free shot.
Michael Kelso : [getting up] Are you gonna hit me back?
Steven Hyde : No, man. That's why they call it a "free shot".
Michael Kelso : [in a stance] Here it comes. It's coming, get ready!
Fez : We're ready, fool, do it!
Michael Kelso : Forget it. It's not going to change anything. Just, forget it.
[Kelso sits down on the couch]
Steven Hyde : Look, man. I didn't plan this thing with me and Jackie. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
Donna Pinciotti : [same time as Fez] Awwww!
Fez : [same time as Donna] Awwww!
Steven Hyde : Get bent!
Michael Kelso : What are we going to do now?
Donna Pinciotti : [getting up] I'll tell you what you're going to do! You're going to shake, and you're going to get over it!
Michael Kelso : No!
Donna Pinciotti : Shake!
Michael Kelso : I don't want to!
Donna Pinciotti : *Shake*!
[Kelso and Hyde shake hands]