The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (TV Series)

The Four-Steps Affair (1965)

Luciana Paluzzi: Angela

Quotes 

• Napoleon Solo : I tell you, old Granny, she was really unbelievable. She used to make everybody so uncomfortable. She was always stalking around and peering into corners. Locking doors, make sure that no one would steal in behind her. And would you believe it? Every night, before Granny went to sleep, she used to slash away underneath the bed with a poker looking for prowlers.

  Angela : Was she ever lucky enough to find one?

  Napoleon Solo : No. No, that was Granny's constant frustration. But she never quit looking.

  [Napoleon goes and suspiciously opens Angela's closet] 

  Angela : And I imagine that every time she entered the room, she would look through the closet just to make sure nobody was hiding there.

  Napoleon Solo : Of course not. Why would she do a crazy thing like that?

• Napoleon Solo : You know, I've often felt that I was born several centuries too late. I've always admired those cavaliers who used to go slashing their way down the corridors.

  Angela : Are you always this suspicious, or is it me?

  Napoleon Solo : Well, I have a nervous grandmother back home in Topeka, Kansas. I'm afraid I've inherited some of her genes.

  Angela : Oh, are you from Kansas?

  Napoleon Solo : Of course. Isn't everybody?