Mad About You (TV Series)
Up in Smoke (1995)
Paul Reiser: Paul Buchman
Quotes
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Paul Buchman : You think the gods are up there everyday saying, "Let's screw with the Buchmans today and see if they pass the test?"
Jamie Stemple Buchman : What test?
Paul Buchman : The test.
Jamie Stemple Buchman : What gods?
Paul Buchman : The gods, the gods - Zeus and Jicama.
Jamie Stemple Buchman : Jicama is the white stuff in salads you don't like.
Paul Buchman : What do I mean?
Jamie Stemple Buchman : Hecuba.
Paul Buchman : Hecuba. Zeus and Hecuba.
Jamie Stemple Buchman : Hecuba wasn't a god. She was the Queen of Troy.
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Paul Buchman : Alright, so here's what I'm thinking: a, I've gone insane, or 2, the gods are really screwing with us.