Mad About You (TV Series)
The Sample (1996)
John Pankow: Ira Buchman
Quotes
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Ira Buchman : [about Paul's fertility test] So tell me, Paulie. Tell me about the test. What do they do?
Paul Buchman : I dunno. They... They have a microscope, and then they... they look and they... they count.
Ira Buchman : And they tell you what?
Paul Buchman : They tell you, if you're percolating or...
Ira Buchman : Making decaf?
Paul Buchman : Exactly.
Ira Buchman : Passing bad checks?
Paul Buchman : Whatever.
Ira Buchman : Signing your name with invisible ink?
Paul Buchman : All right, I get it, I get it, I get it. I mean, I have no reason to believe that...
Ira Buchman : That you're playing poker without any chips.