The Love Boat (TV Series) A Day in Port (1985) User Reviews

I'm not one to cast pearls

[sandcrab722 · 5/10 · 1 February 2022]

Beautiful people dressed two the tines. Didi is human female semtex. The jokes are the same as all other TV of that era. Mon Dieu I love Didi. 10 Stars.

Siren debut. Not the rump. Day byoo. Premier. There's eight of 'em. Pfooosh. 10 Stars.

Mrs Huxtable barf-worthy zero.

McCoy's dream boat ben navigatin' in nasty watahs.

John Ratzenberger is funny.

Didi dumps Gophie.

High highs. Low lows. Five stars.

The Revenge of Mall Hair Vicki (Part 0)

[WalterKafka · 9 May 2024]

'What we need here is a new approach.' Wow. Judy! Sucking face! Geez, maybe think about going back to work. She's romancing a rich guy. He's pressuring her to marry him. What does this guy do for a living? We see the end of a possible plot, which is cute. John Ratzenberger is in charge of giving the ship a facelift. He's always funny. Mrs. Cosby is in charge of the dancing of the Mermaids, the new dance troupe (!) Of course, she knows Issac. Teri Hatcher is the head Mermaid. Ace tells the Mermaids, one by one, that's he going to have to deny them his essence. Uh huh. Diane Ladd is back, feuding with Conraid Bain. Guess what happens? Gopher's just trying to take Dee Dee to Knot's Berry Farm. Mall hair Vicki is the worst possible Vicki. It's like having 8 Charos all at once. Dionne Warwick sings the new version of the theme song. On Kafka's Love Boat Scale, this episode gets 2 ½ * out of a possible 4 *.