Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Barry Becomes a Psychopathic Killer But Only Part Time (2004)

Mike Grady: Barry

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Glenda : Barry, how long have you had a twitch?

  Barry : It's terrific, a real mean twitch.

  Glenda : There must be some underlying cause, such as guilt. Or depression. Oh, Barry, I've made you so miserable you've been unfaithful to me.

  Barry : Never! You're looking at the world's most faithful twitch.

  Glenda : How long have you had it?

  Barry : Since they gave me the part. It's a terrific part. I'm this stone-faced killer, a real psycho.

  Glenda : Barry, you shouldn't be a psycho. You should be someone who mends broken toys for sick children, or rescues old ladies. I wouldn't have let you join that drama group if I thought they were going to make you a psycho.

  Barry : But it's a terrific part; it's the best part. I love it.