Knight Rider (TV Series)
Knight & Knerd (1985)
William Daniels: K.I.T.T.
Quotes
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Bonnie Barstow : That beam melted poor K.I.T.T.'s tire like it was a piece of ordinary rubber.
K.I.T.T. : Yes, and it was most embarrassing.
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K.I.T.T. : His name is Fuji Hakito. Given he's a Takishi, might I suggest caution?
Michael Knight : [gets out] My middle name, partner, my middle name. Sayonara.
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Michael Knight : [Trying to explain to KITT what a 'nerd' is] A 'nerd' is kind of... a term of... AFFECTION!
K.I.T.T. : It sounds more like an affliction.
Michael Knight : Well... you might just have a point there buddy.
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K.I.T.T. : There are eleven 'Vanessa Suttons' in my databank.
Michael Knight : Run them by me, buddy.
K.I.T.T. : [Shows an image of an old woman] Vanessa Abigail Sutton.
Michael Knight : KITT, she's 90 years old! Go on!
K.I.T.T. : Very well.
[Shows an image of a horse]
K.I.T.T. : Vanessa B. Sutton.
Michael Knight : Great legs, but I pass!
K.I.T.T. : [Shows an image of the actual Vanessa] Vanessa Mary Sutton.
Michael Knight : Ah ha! There's little Miss Massage!