Frasier (TV Series)
Proxy Prexy (2002)
John Mahoney: Martin Crane
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Quotes
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Now I think I should still run against you.
Martin Crane : Why?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, if I drop out just as you announce your candidacy, people might suspect something's up. It's better that our political legerdemain remain sub rosa, hmm? How would a normal person say that, Dad?
Martin Crane : No one needs to know how the hot dogs are made.
Dr. Frasier Crane : This is going to be sweet.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : I don't think you have the skills for this job.
Martin Crane : I have something better: people skills.
Dr. Frasier Crane : So do I, but these boobs and nincompoops are too stupid to see it!
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Paul : In the last couple of weeks, you've done more for this building than the last two presidents combined. Where do you get all these great ideas?
Martin Crane : Oh, I don't know. They just come to me while I'm trying to watch TV.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Is this going to be a problem?
Martin Crane : What?
Dr. Frasier Crane : I think we need to reach a little understanding. If someone asks you a question, you look at me. If I scratch my nose, it means "No." You get it? They both begin with the same two letters: "N-O." Now if I touch my eye, it means "aye," as in "yes."
Martin Crane : Guess what you're being if I touch my ass.